Wednesday, June 2, 2010
And They Call it Sisterhood...?
(157)So, apparently, my leg hurts because I am in love with my dead sister’s husband. Wtf.
(157): I hope you feel horrible about yourself
(157): I hope you feel horrible about yourself
Word Play
(88): We exchanged the word “fucker” for “mother” in a whole day’s conversation, and got put off the Number 5 bus by an irate driver
Cool Whip!
(135): Armand got super drunk last night and told people at the bar that his “cock is worth its weight in gold”
(135): Then some guy told him to weigh it, and he just whipped it out. Not gonna lie…it kinda turned me on
(135): Then some guy told him to weigh it, and he just whipped it out. Not gonna lie…it kinda turned me on
Playing with Fire...and Myself
(71): What did you do to the fireplace?
(71): Nothing
(71): Oh, really??? Cause it looks like someone jizzed all over it
(71): The Moor did it…
(71): Nothing
(71): Oh, really??? Cause it looks like someone jizzed all over it
(71): The Moor did it…
I got 99 problems...and they're ALL bitches
(146): How did your date go last night?
(146): Well…I think he’s bad luck. While we were hooking up outside my house, my dad almost died
(146): That’s what you get for being a slut
(146): Well…I think he’s bad luck. While we were hooking up outside my house, my dad almost died
(146): That’s what you get for being a slut
Toot It and Boot It
(91): Just so you know, I may have a restraining order issued against me
(91): Goddamnit, Jean-Jaques! Were you caught jacking off again?
(91): Yeah…and this guy wanted to fight me with a sword, but I told him I was a mentally deranged prince, so he let me go
(91): Goddamnit, Jean-Jaques! Were you caught jacking off again?
(91): Yeah…and this guy wanted to fight me with a sword, but I told him I was a mentally deranged prince, so he let me go
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